Crack AU. In which Clark is Hugh Hefner, Kon suffers from girl phobia and can’t remember why, Tim has to crossdress to help out a friend, and somehow, someway, the boys find themselves falling into an unforgettable love. (Any resemblance to the movie Buford’s Beach Bunnies is purely intentional and for comedic effect.)

( All the therapy in the world hadn’t ‘fixed’ him, and Kon was tired of being twenty-three years old and virginal, just like he had been at twenty-two and twenty-one and twenty, and on and on… )

Written for the Harlequin Challenge over on dc_centralPairings: Kon/Timothea, Bart/Darla, (Past) Bernard/Timothea ( Read more... )